This is the defense sources claim Paris Hilton will use in the wake of her recent arrest for cocaine possession, as the useless professional celebrity was popped for a control substance while sitting in the passenger seat of a car in Las Vegas Friday night.
"This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law," attorney David Chesnoff said in a statement.
Boyfriend Cy Waits - who grabbed his gun and came to Hilton's defense during a home burglary attempt earlier in the week - was behind the wheel and arrested for DUI at the scene.
He looks almost as happy as Paris in the pair's booking photos above. The relaxed, almost jovial expression on the faces of Waits and Hilton make them instant qualifiers for the THG Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame. Click on THIS LINK to view the endless list of stars that have been arrested over the years.
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