The things they say

"My advice to Tiger (Woods) and this is the same advice to any married guy: 'Just come home as quick as possible, and you will stay outta trouble.' So, when I'm done with this show, I will get in a helicopter and go straight home, so no miscellaneous ho will get me between here and the dressing room." CHRIS ROCK tells late-night chat show host GEORGE LOPEZ he stays faithful by going home.